Guess Jay Z Didn’t Earn That Red Lobster

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Jay Z not eating Red Lobster.
Jay Z not eating Red Lobster. Photo: Gamepiks/AKM-GSI

“When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster,” Beyoncé sings on her song “Formation.” In this photo, she and Jay Z are eating bags of Lays, a snack significantly inferior to fast-casual seafood. Draw your own conclusions.