Yesterday evening, Justin Bieber — the human equivalent of a “u up? lol” text message — debuted his Purpose tour in the great city of Seattle, Washington, by appearing onstage in a glass box hanging from the sky. Though it is only day one on the nearly 50-date tour, Bieber looked predictably drained. Too many clove cigarettes and incidents of staying up past midnight!
David Blaine or Justin Bieber?