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Celebrate #EggplantFriday With Actual Eggplants (Not Dick Pics)

So much more than just an eggplant.
So much more than just an eggplant.

One of the great benefits of the Internet is the ease and affordability of sending strange, highly specific things to your friends, enemies, and lovers, from a vengeful rain of glitter to bags of gummy penises. Now you can add eggplants to that list. While #eggplantfriday might be dead on Instagram, you can still share some vegetable love with your lovers.

Eggplant Mail is not subtle about their product. “Want to send someone a real life penis emoji?” their homepage asks. For the low price of about ten dollars, they promise to send a real eggplant to anyone, anywhere in the world, inscribed in silver pen with a message of your choosing.

Photo: Eggplant Mail/eggplantmail.com

While these eggplant surprises aren’t edible (paint and shipping aren’t particularly sanitary), Eggplant Mail promises that their packages are “100% Phallic. 100% Anonymous. 100% Disturbing.” That might be true, but they’re still probably less disturbing than a surprise cockshot from that dude you matched with on Tinder.

Send #EggplantFriday Eggplants (Not Dick Pics)