First off, it’s important to note that the green-dye industry invented St. Patrick’s Day to boost sales. Nevertheless, the holiday has become a tradition in the United States for people to get stupid drunk and celebrate their Irish heritage. So swig your Guinness and peruse this list of the top eight hottest Irish guys to ever exist.
Break me off a piece of that fine-ass Kit Kat bar.
U2’s frontman is fine as hell, with or without those sexy shades.
Fifty shades of deliciousness.
Lucky Charms Leprechaun
He’s magically delicious.
For the sapiosexuals who lurk among us.
Ten times hotter with scruff.
Eight hundred twenty calories of creamy goodness.
And to the Notre Dame mascot, better luck next year!