First off, it’s important to note that the green-dye industry invented St. Patrick’s Day to boost sales. Nevertheless, the holiday has become a tradition in the United States for people to get stupid drunk and celebrate their Irish heritage. So swig your Guinness and peruse this list of the top eight hottest Irish guys to ever exist.
Liam Neeson
Break me off a piece of that fine-ass Kit Kat bar.
Bono
U2’s frontman is fine as hell, with or without those sexy shades.
Jamie Dornan
Fifty shades of deliciousness.
Lucky Charms Leprechaun
He’s magically delicious.
Bono
Again.
Colin Farrell
Okay, damn.
James Joyce
For the sapiosexuals who lurk among us.
Bono
Again, again.
Michael Fassbender
Ten times hotter with scruff.
Shamrock Shake
Eight hundred twenty calories of creamy goodness.
And to the Notre Dame mascot, better luck next year!
