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Liam Neeson, the Lucky Charms Leprechaun, and 6 Other Hot Irish Guys for St. Patrick’s Day

Infinite calories of Irish deliciousness!
Infinite calories of Irish deliciousness! Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/Courtesy of McDonald’s/Nick Harvey

First off, it’s important to note that the green-dye industry invented St. Patrick’s Day to boost sales. Nevertheless, the holiday has become a tradition in the United States for people to get stupid drunk and celebrate their Irish heritage. So swig your Guinness and peruse this list of the top eight hottest Irish guys to ever exist.

Liam Neeson

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Break me off a piece of that fine-ass Kit Kat bar.


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U2’s frontman is fine as hell, with or without those sexy shades.

Jamie Dornan

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Fifty shades of deliciousness.

Lucky Charms Leprechaun

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He’s magically delicious.


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Colin Farrell

Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/2015 Getty Images

Okay, damn.

James Joyce

Photo: Culture Club/2013 Culture Club

For the sapiosexuals who lurk among us.


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Again, again.

Michael Fassbender

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Ten times hotter with scruff.

Shamrock Shake

Photo: Courtesy of McDonald’s

Eight hundred twenty calories of creamy goodness.

And to the Notre Dame mascot, better luck next year!

8 Hot Irish Guys for St. Patrick’s Day