Max Read, senior editor:
Jessica Roy, news editor: I can’t parse that tweet.
Dayna Evans, staff writer: @travelgov i’m a 10
Max: Travel dot gov is negging you.
Dayna: Please continue …
Jessica: We need this mansplained.
Susan Rinkunas, health writer: Wait, if you’re not a 10 you have to buy your own drinks?
Jessica: Why would you being ugly make you buy drinks for other people?
Aude White, publicist: No, like, if you’re not a 10, boys don’t want to buy you drinks cause you’re not hot.
Diana Tsui, market editor: So you have to buy your own and then get robbed? So basically, if you’re ugly you will get roofied?
Jessica: But it says if you’re not a 10 don’t be lured into BUYING expensive drinks.
Max: There’s a scam where you get taken to a club or whatever. And hot people of the opposite sex are like “buy me a drink!” — or the same sex, NOT to be heteronormative.
Jessica: Okay, wait, go back. What is a club?