Suri Cruise Is More Cultured Than You

Cultured child Suri Cruise
Cultured child Suri Cruise Photo: Theo Wargo/Getty Images

Suri Cruise prefers the Natural History Museum to the Met and MoMA. She likes the fossilized dinosaur bones. They probably remind her of a simpler time. Suri’s mom loves that she’s growing up in New York City, a far cry from the wasteland of Los Angeles. Suri is simply too cultured for the West.