This Little Boy Mastered Head-Shaving

There’s a point in the lives of many adventurous tots when they find the scissors or razor and go to town perfecting a new creative do. This kid did just that and added a special touch, taking things all the way back to a receding hairline.

I made a rare visit to WebMD (dangerous territory for a hypochondriac), which says that 85 percent of men have thinning hair by age 50. If that stat is close to accurate, then this kiddo is just pushing the inevitable about 45 years early.

“I’ll never touch Daddy’s razor again,” he promises, with a distressed look on his face. No, kid, please don’t apologize. And thank you for this very Benjamin Button–like moment.