97 Things You Can Do Like a French Girl

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A French girl. Photo: Alija/Getty Images

— Eat.

— Eat breakfast.

— Drink.

—Order dessert.

— Get dressed, like, in general.

— Get dressed when you’re broke.

— Dress like one at work.

— Dress like one … in the fall.

— Dress like one … in the winter.

— Dress like one … in the winter of 2017.

— Dress like one … in the spring.

— Dress like one … in the summer.

— Dress like one … who also wants to spend too much money buying clothing curated by Gwyneth Paltrow.

— Dress for a wedding.

— Layer like one.

— Clean your closet.

— Make the most of your tiny closet.

 Tie a bandanna.

 Tie a scarf.

— Tie a scarf.

— Get ready for a wedding.

— Celebrate Valentine’s Day.

— Make a New Year’s resolution.

— Be fuckable.

— Fuck.

— Fuck.

— Fuck.

— Fuck.

— Make love.

— Seduce a man.

— Date.

— Date in the summer.

— Not date.

— Online date.

— Wash your hair.

— Wash your hair.

— Not wash your hair.

— Curl your hair.

— Get perfect hair texture.

— Wear lipstick.

— Wear lipstick.

— Wear lipstick.

— Wear RED lipstick.

— Wear perfume.

— Wear makeup that looks like no makeup.

— Wear overalls.

— Wear denim.

— Wear denim.

— Wear denim.

— Wear jeans.

— Wear skinny jeans.

— Wear leggings.

 Wear orange eye makeup.

— Sport chic under-eye circles.

— Transition your outfit from day to night.

— Wear flats.

— Wear ankle boots.

— Style your bra.

— Decide between flats or pumps.

— Wash your face.

— Age.

— Age.

— Age.

— Age.

— Age, but gracefully.

— Get a face-lift.

— Treat your skin.

— Make your skin glow.

— Not get a face-lift.

— “Treat yourself right.”

— Raise children.

— Shop.

— Shop like you’re from France and you’re just visiting New York.

 Shop the sales.

— Cleverly shop at Zara.

— Throw a dinner party.

— Host a dinner party.

— Throw a party in general.

— Throw an “effortless” summer party.

— Work out.

— Work out.

— Stress out.

— Decorate your home.

 Decorate your home.

— Dress your home.

— Style your home.

— Watch a movie.

— Stock your medicine cabinet.

— Save money.

— Avoid debt.

— Get your shit together.

— Exude irresistible charm.

— “Dress, think, and love.”

— Be late and accept praise.

— Bake.

— Commit murder.

— Write a list about French girls.

97 Things You Can Do Like a French Girl