Photo: Michael Pettigrew
Puppies are lucky. They get to sleep a lot of the day, eat copious amounts of kibble, and lick their little puppy butts whenever they feel like it. They also don’t have to worry about draconian “religious freedom” bills infringing on their puppy rights, or the unrealistic expectations levied on girl puppies by the porn industry.
Last night on Not Safe, host Nikki Glaser and pals Natasha Leggero and Patton Oswalt attempted to explain some of these hard truths to an adorable, fuzzy little guy named Scooter. Watch and envy his blissful ignorance.
