Please drink in this photo of Ben Affleck, the bad boy of the celebrity-poker circuit, puffing on an e-cig in his car. According to the Daily Mail, he was spotted hitting the nicotine juice yesterday after getting a parking ticket in Beverly Hills.
Can you imagine the horrors within that vehicle? Three different old McDonalds bags, a crusty tube of Bengay, one extra-hot bottle of Tropicana, and ladies’ underwear, probably. Ben has only gotten sadder and man boob-ier since his divorce, and yet I’ve never found him more attractive. It’s gross.