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Fabio Takes Care of His Hair Better Than You

Fabio does some special stuff for his hair.
Fabio does some special stuff for his hair.

Because we can all stand to learn something, Earth’s first potential walking man-bun Fabio told US Weekly about his four secrets for romance-cover-worthy hair. Ready?

One, eat a lot of protein and minerals. Two, avoid shampoo with chemicals because “shampoo has a lot of chemicals in it.” Three, use conditioner sparingly. And four, never blow-dry it. Only the best of nature’s atmospheric mix of nitrogen and oxygen can dry the locks of this romance-novel cover star.

All great tips, and props for not mentioning dry shampoo, but this advice seems like a little bit of common sense, Fabio. You’re not quite a beauty vlogger yet, but keep trying! Maybe for your next tutorial you can explain how to fight off a bird with your face?

Fabio Takes Care of His Hair Better Than You