The Horrendous Celebrity Men of Coachella

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For three interminably long days this past weekend, celebrities and other people not of sound mind partied away at the Coachella Valley Arts & Music Festival in Indio, California. After studying paparazzi photos from the event, we have determined that men should not be allowed to attend it in the future.

Is that rude? We dare you to disagree after viewing this slideshow of celebrity men wearing — almost exclusively — shorts. Just who do these guys think they are?