Taylor Swift mused “I feel like maybe chokers are the new flower crowns?” in a recent Instagram post, which is a little like saying “I feel like maybe necklaces are the new hats?” It was also, we would soon learn, a threat. The musician would go on to wear four (4) different kinds of chokers in one (1) day.
Before her proclamation, she warmed up by donning a formalwear choker at a wedding in San Antonio.
Swift then flew to California for Coachella, where she was spotted in a thick Dannijo Wen choker, until she changed into a star-strewn choker later in the day. Not content with a single choker, Us Weekly reports that “one Erin Dana Rusted Silver Python Choker was wrapped around each of Swift’s ankles.”
Taylor, your ankles? It’s worse than we thought.