And Now, the Woman Card Can Be Yours to Own

Here you go, Donald.
Here you go, Donald.

On Tuesday, anthropomorphized foreskin Donald Trump said that the only thing Hillary Clinton had going for her in her run for president was the “woman’s card,” a fact Hillary disputed with a line she’s been forced to deploy more than once this election season: “Well, if fighting for women’s health care and paid family leave and equal pay is playing the woman card, then deal me in!”

And now, in spectacularly quick fashion, a woman card — which you may use however you see fit — is available to be purchased on Hillary Clinton’s website with a donation to HRC’s campaign. Elections in the age of the internet: Everything happens so fast.

And Now, the Woman Card Can Be Yours to Own