Man Goes to Extreme Lengths in Order to See a Pair of Boobs

The New York Post recently posted a video poetically titled “Hot girl nipples make surprisingly good paintbrushes.” It features artist Daniel Gill, who puts paint on women’s naked bodies — specifically their breasts — and then presses them up against canvas. Gill is, surprisingly, not a 13-year-old boy (he is a 54-year-old boy).

The result of Gill’s artistic labors are prints that don’t look like boobs. They don’t look like much of anything, actually.

This is all part of a project called “Nipples of Venus” (because of course it is), and if you ask me, it’s a whole lot of effort to put into seeing some boobs.

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