People Are Selling Rain From the Day Prince Died

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If you’ve dreamed of anointment that’s vaguely connected to Prince, consider this: Minnesotans are selling rain collected on April 21, the day the Purple Rain artist died.

Of course, just about any oaf with access to water can claim they collected rainwater, but if Beyoncé can turn lemons into lemonade then surely members of the Prince contingent can churn profit from [purple] rain.