After a three-year hiatus from the music world, Justin Timberlake is back! Unfortunately, this time, he did not bring his sexy with him. While the boy-bander turned soloist turned actor has been peddling unsexiness for a while now, the aggressively upbeat, family-friendly video for his new Trolls single “Can’t Stop the Feeling” might be the final death knell for JT the Heartthrob. Below, ten disturbing examples:
Chewing your food: Polite, but not sexy.
This waving gesture is a great way to ward off any inadvertent sexy vibes that may be emanating from you.
I guess, in theory, it can be sexy when a man grocery shops. Unfortunately, this is not one of those instances.
See what we mean?
Leading a dance troupe: never, ever sexy.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s … a move that haunts our nightmares!
Even ‘90s tweens wouldn’t find these ‘NSync-inspired moves sexy.
When dad tries to imitate your ballet recital.
Are there five less sexy words in the English language than inflatable wacky waving tube man? Justin, you have outdone yourself.