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Harry Styles Debuts Terrible New Hat

A longer-haired Harry Styles
A longer-haired Harry Styles

Ever since Harry Styles posted an Instagram shot of his shorn ponytail, the world has been waiting with bated breath to see the results of his haircut.


Finally — finally! — shots have surfaced (found here), and, you know, the haircut is fine. He looks fine! It’s just that there’s no way to really see that hair under his terrible hat.*

Perhaps he’s gearing up to drop a new banger, “Please, Sir (May I Have Some More Porridge).” More likely though, he’s just borrowed one of Niall’s hats.

*This post previously stated that Styles was wearing a newsboy cap. This has been corrected as it is actually a Greek fisherman’s cap. It still looks bad.