The world is full of mysteries: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Is there a God? A devil? Any meaning in the universe at all? Paris Hilton is not here to answer those questions. She is here, however, to shine light on another mystery: What would happen if Paris Hilton produced a documentary about Paris Hilton becoming Paris Hilton? (That’d be so Kanye.) The intrepid 9.14 Pictures and XYZ Films are helping out in this venture, working with Hilton to produce an “unflinching, authorized documentary” in which Hilton will discuss her life in the spotlight as well as “the thing that ‘made’ her famous” (that’d be the sex tape, or maybe just being born into wealth and privilege). Hilton, known for piercing insights into life, the universe, and everything, once said “Orange County, ew!” on The O.C.
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