In the latest installment of Ted Cruz Freaking Out Little Girls, Cruz stopped by Bravo Cafe in Osceola, Indiana, on Monday, where he chatted with a little lady who did not appear too excited to see him.
Some predictions on what she was thinking in this moment:
— “I was told there’d be pancakes here.”
— “I’ve seen all the memes. I know what you’re about.”
— “Why does this guy smell like canned soup?”