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Imagine Having to Talk to Ted Cruz When You Just Want Pancakes

“Help”

In the latest installment of Ted Cruz Freaking Out Little Girls, Cruz stopped by Bravo Cafe in Osceola, Indiana, on Monday, where he chatted with a little lady who did not appear too excited to see him.

Some predictions on what she was thinking in this moment:

— “I was told there’d be pancakes here.”

— “I’ve seen all the memes. I know what you’re about.”

— “Why does this guy smell like canned soup?”

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