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Imagine Having to Talk to Ted Cruz When You Just Want Pancakes

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In the latest installment of Ted Cruz Freaking Out Little Girls, Cruz stopped by Bravo Cafe in Osceola, Indiana, on Monday, where he chatted with a little lady who did not appear too excited to see him.

Some predictions on what she was thinking in this moment:

— “I was told there’d be pancakes here.”

— “I’ve seen all the memes. I know what you’re about.”

— “Why does this guy smell like canned soup?”

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