A Quinnipiac University swing-state poll has revealed that Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are virtually neck and neck in the key states of Florida, Pennsylvania, and Ohio. The reason? Clinton’s “historic weakness among white men.” See, they’d rather vote for a dangerous xenophobic narcissist than (ew) a woman.
“This election may be good for divorce lawyers,” said Peter A. Brown, assistant director of the Quinnipiac poll. “The gender gap is massive and currently benefits Trump.”
Another revealing result of the poll: Voters say Trump would do a better job handling the economy and terrorism, even though voters in all three states think Clinton is more intelligent than Trump by a wide margin. Hmmm, funny how that works.