
Diane Keaton is a perfectly lovely guest for TV shows: She brings wine, sheās got an infectious laugh, and she loves to talk about sex. What a gas! Tra la la, put her on every show; weād watch it! On the Ellen show this Friday, where the beloved actress was promoting her role as the mother of a fish in a cartoon, she brought up her horniness ā again. Letās take a closer look.
Keaton and her host first discuss the hot topic of ābodega ice,ā a subject that seems promisingly innocuous. Ellen notes that the act of chewing ice (though bad for oneās teeth) is generally considered an indicator of sexual frustration. Keaton is ready:
āI am sexually frustrated. Do you know what that feels like, to be sexually frustrated? I do. I know what it feels like, and itās not good,ā she said. āThose were the days when I wasnāt sexually frustrated ⦠whoās going to be asking me to be their lover? Am I gonna have some dates? With some sexually interested men?ā
Later, in a game of Whoād You Rather? Keaton settled on her new man, the man perhaps tasked with alleviating her sexual frustration: Zac Efron. āJust give me a chance, Zac Efron. Thatās the one. I have to say: Wow,āā she said. Awooga. Sound the Horny Diane Keaton alarm. Sheās back at it again.