Can You Even Fathom How Much Kanye West Loves Kim Kardashian?

Photo: Karl Lagerfeld/Harper’s Bazaar

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are on the cover of the Harper’s Bazaar Icons issue, and in the accompanying Q&A, they continue to defend their record for longest Honeymoon Phase in relationship history. What do Kim and Kanye love about each other? Literally everything.

Kim’s naked body:

KW: I love her nude selfies. Like, I love the ones from the side, the back ones, and the front. I just love seeing her naked; I love nudity. And I love beautiful shapes. I feel like it’s almost a Renaissance thing, a painting, a modern version of a painting. I think it’s important for Kim to have her figure. To not show it would be like Adele not singing.

Each other’s hearts:

KW: Is the face a body part? My favorite body part of Kim’s: heart.

KKW: Awww, now I have to say the same. But of my own, I like my upper stomach. I just seem to always have abs. When I’m not really pregnant, I have a great two-pack. [Laughs.] And of Kanye’s? I have to say his heart. And I’ve always loved his legs.

Kim’s ability to be pregnant:

KW: You killed this second pregnancy, though. Your body slammed that crap. You made that second pregnancy your bitch.

Each other’s sense of humor:

KKW: Kanye just says the funniest analogies that are so random. I should start keeping a book — in 20 years, I’ll have a big book of analogies. They always make me laugh.

KW: Kim’s just a funny person in general.

Kanye’s convictions:

KKW: I’d like to be remembered as someone who was smart in business, works hard, and can be sexy and a mom. A powerful but still sexy, nonconforming woman. And I would hope that Kanye would be remembered for being smart and sticking to what he believes. … A lot of people have strong beliefs, but they don’t have the confidence to really stick to them. I really respect Kanye for that.

Kim’s answers to the Q&A:

KW: Your answer was so much better. I was going to say the whole thing about global warming and we’re all going to be gone.

Such good answers!

KW: Yeah, maybe. See, Kim? Yours is so much nicer than mine.

Kim’s empire:

KW: I just want to build a collection that’s around me and my wife and my kids. Because Kris and the family, they have the power of communication. This is the number one communications company.

Kim’s gift-giving abilities:

KW: You extended the bathroom and bedroom on the house.

KKW: I rented an island for his birthday. A far, far away place where no one can find us.

I hope that someday each and every one of us can know a love like this.

Can You Even Fathom How Much Kanye Loves Kim?