Yesterday, the happy couple known as Russell Wilson and Ciara Princess Harris were wed in a ceremony at a castle in England. They seemed to enjoy themselves. Happy wedding day to the Wilsons.
But guess what: They really enjoyed themselves after the nuptials were over. Why? Because the couple finally had sex, a fact that was confirmed by TMZ and broadcast far and wide to an eager audience of millions of people. Congratulations on this achievement and here’s to many years of wedded bliss, having sex and doing otherwise.