The Collected Wisdom of Reese Witherspoon’s Workout Tanks

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Reese, tanks Photo: Getty Images

Three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and Reese Witherspoon being photographed wearing a workout tank with some sort of short, bold statement emblazoned on it.

Sometimes, the actress is in the middle of exercising. Other times, she’s cradling a post-workout green juice. Other times still, she’s on her cell phone. But, in all of these scenarios, she has something very important to tell us:

Namaste Y’all, August 3, 2015

Photo: GONZALO/Bauer-Griffin/2015 Bauer-Griffin

Rogue, March 12, 2016

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2016 Bauer-Griffin

Happy Camper, March 17, 2016

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2016 Bauer-Griffin

Mercury Is in Retrograde, April 25, 2016
(Note: Mercury
was not in retrograde.)

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2016 Bauer-Griffin

Love Is All We Need, June 4, 2016

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2016 Bauer-Griffin

Soul Searching (pink), June 21, 2016

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2016 Bauer-Griffin

Soul Searching (black), July 10, 2016

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2016 Bauer-Griffin

Stoked, July 13, 2016

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2016 Bauer-Griffin

Nature Nurture, July 26, 2016

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2016 Bauer-Griffin

Always Summer, July 29, 2016

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/Getty Images

Do Good, August 4, 2016

Photo: Bauer-Griffin/2016 Bauer-Griffin

Soul searching? Happy camper? Do good? Namaste y’all?!?! Reese, what are you trying to say?

We don’t have the time or resources to rearrange all of the letters to see if they’re an anagram for something, so just please blink twice if you’re okay.

The Wisdom of Reese Witherspoon’s Workout Tanks