I love bread

Oprah Invents New Marker of Weight Loss Success: Stedman Piggyback Rides

I love bread.

There are many ways to keep track of your weight loss: say, pounds lost or pants sizes shrunk. But Oprah Winfrey, who’s been the Weight Watchers spokesperson for nearly a year now, boasts of her success via a different metric altogether.

As she tells People, her longtime partner Stedman Graham can now carry her around with ease:

“I would like him to pick me up and carry me to the pool … I’ve lost enough weight, he can pick me up and carry me to the pool. I can straddle him without breaking his back.”

Now, close your eyes. Breathe deeply. Picture Stedman giving Oprah a piggyback ride while she shouts “I love bread” over and over, Gayle snapping photo after photo of the moment.

Isn’t that nice?

Oprah’s Weight Loss Means Stedman Carries Her Around Now