Why Did You Swipe Left on Zac Efron?

Lonely Zac Efron.
Lonely Zac Efron. Photo: Frank Trapper/Corbis via Getty Images

Zac Efron, a Zac among mere Zacks, has been single for a few months now. And it has not been easy, he recently told British newspaper The Times.

“Dating is something I’ll never be able to do,” he explained. Aw, Zac, no, don’t be so hard on yourself. It can’t be that bad out there, certainly not for a famous Hollywood beef boy.

“Amazingly, when I signed up for Tinder, nobody swiped me!” he explained. “They thought [my profile] was fake.”

First things first, Zac, get yourself a Raya account. In the meantime, the rest of us are going to have a serious talk about why you swiped left on Zac Efron.