“Dating is something I’ll never be able to do,” he explained. Aw, Zac, no, don’t be so hard on yourself. It can’t be that bad out there, certainly not for a famous Hollywood beef boy.
“Amazingly, when I signed up for Tinder, nobody swiped me!” he explained. “They thought [my profile] was fake.”
First things first, Zac, get yourself a Raya account. In the meantime, the rest of us are going to have a serious talk about why you swiped left on Zac Efron.