Today we learned that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge sent their inaugural tweet — via Morse code telegraph machine — while visiting a museum in Canada’s Yukon territory. Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to report: It was a disaster.
Take a look:
Yikes. Not to be histrionic, but that is one of the worst tweets I have ever seen. Anything would have been better than this. A photo of a latte. A sponsored ad for teeth whitener. Kylie Jenner’s phone number. The word yasss. A string of random letters that George typed accidentally. Anything.
I’m not saying that the royal family would be more relevant and successful if they ran their business a bit more like the Kardashians, but I’m also not not saying it, you know?