Renowned Founder of Pussy Posse Goes to Washington

President Barack Obama and actor Leonardo DiCaprio

While Leonardo DiCaprio spends most of his time with his core squad members — college-age Victoria’s Secret models and a group of adult men called the “Pussy Posse” — he often squeezes in a few hours to meet with world leaders on the important issue of climate change. According to the White House’s official Twitter, our leading celebrity environmentalist will meet with President Barack Obama as part of the president’s forthcoming “South by South Lawn Festival” taking place in the White House on October 3. The conversation will revolve around “the importance of protecting the one planet we’ve got for future generations.” Other possible topics include how Tobey Maguire is doing, the time he fought a bear, and the enduring appeal of newsboy caps. Leo is, after all, a man who contains multitudes.

Renowned Founder of Pussy Posse Goes to Washington