I’d Now Bone the Weeknd Any Day of the Week

The Weeknd, pre-bone-ability Photo: Manny Hernandez/FilmMagic/Getty

The Weeknd has a new haircut. It’s short and slightly angular, but most important: It no longer tenderly droops down his face like a flaccid penis.

He revealed the new look today on Instagram, along with the artwork for his upcoming album, Starboy. The inspiration behind the Weeknd’s former trademark hairstyle was never a secret. He was inspired by Jean-Michel Basquiat, telling Rolling Stone, “I want to be remembered as iconic and different.”

Different is one way to put it.

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