Here’s Michael Phelps’s Wedding Video, Which Is Inevitably Set to Techno Music

Michael Phelps.

Swimmer and beloved meme Michael Phelps married his longterm girlfriend Nicole Johnson back in June, and Brides magazine has now been kind enough to share a clip from their wedding, which took place at a beach resort in Cabo. I’ve never given much thought to what Michael Phelps’s wedding would look like, but somehow it is exactly as I expected: Pinterest-y seaside strolls, pulsing techno music, Phelps looking like a cool guy in red aviators, and a marital stare-down so intense you’d think Chad le Clos was hiding in the background. Your turn, Lochte.

Watch Michael Phelps’s Techno-Fueled Wedding Video