Hoots Is the Restaurant for the Man Who Loves Wings But Hates Objectifying Women

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For the man with discerning taste in chicken wings, but who cannot stand the thought of forcing a woman to don clothes that objectify her at the workplace, there is finally a restaurant in which you can feel comfortable. It’s called Hoots.

Perhaps recognizing the abundance of men who aren’t interested in looking at a woman’s chest area until at least the fourth date, beloved “breastaurant” Hooters has a new “fast-casual” chain coming. At Hoots, female and male servers will not wear revealing clothing, and an “abbreviated one-page menu” will get you in and out of there before you can say, uh, Hoot Hoot.

The first Hoots will open in Cicero, Illinois, in February.

Photo: Courtesy of Hooters Management Corp.
‘Hoots’: For the Man Who Loves Wings, Hates Objectification