In the Least Surprising News of the Day, Lena Dunham Considered Getting Into Crystal Healing

“Hey, pssst. Yeah you. I know a guy who can get you some primo rose quartz.”

What has Lena Dunham considered doing after Girls wraps its final season? Besides all the other projects she has lined up, here are a few more possible paths she may take: natural soap manufacturer, horse doula, DJ (DJ Diva Cup), and/or succulent farmer.

But that’s all speculation, so let’s allow Dunham to tell us herself, as she did in Nylon’s February cover story:

“I had a psychotic moment where I was like, ‘I’m going to become a wildlife rehabilitator and a crystal expert.’ My boyfriend was like, ‘No, you’re not.’ I’m like, ‘I’m going to rehabilitate squirrels and owls. And I’m going to educate myself so that I can do crystal healings.’ He was like, ’Good luck with that.’”

Hmmmm … wildlife rehabilitator and crystal expert. The math checks out! And we know just the lady you can talk to about the second one.

Of Course Lena Dunham Considered This Job