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9 Erotic Accessories You Can Buy Discreetly on Amazon

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As Valentine’s Day draws near, there’s a lot to think about. What are you going to wear to dinner? Where are you going to go for dinner? What are you going to get your significant other? The list goes on. But really, you’re probably thinking about what happens after you’ve consumed all the red wine and chocolate.

Whether you’re looking to try out a vibrator for the first time or in the mood to explore other areas, Amazon is the easiest way to go. Reviews on the site give you the real lowdown and you can shop from home, instead of a sketchy sex shop. Men and women are brutally honest, ensuring you end up with the best possible buy. We hunted through the site to find the best accessories for whatever you’re searching for. Scroll down and happy shopping.

The Most Discreet Vibrator

Oomph! Powerful WaterProof Single-speed Massager Mini Bullet Vibrator
$6 at Amazon

While self-stimulation feels great, having your roommate or parents or children find your vibrator does not. If you’re trying to keep things discreet, this tiny vibrator is ideal.

The Best Lube

Shibari Personal Lubricant
$10 at Amazon

With over 3,000 5-star reviews, this lube is the top choice. It’s a water-based formula, hypoallergenic and has a liquid gel-like consistency so it won’t get too messy.

The Best Massage Oil

Honeydew Natural Hypoallergenic Skin Therapy Sensual Massage Oil with Pure Lavender Oil
$11 at Amazon

This all-natural formula comes infused with lavender oil, which helps reduce stress. One woman said she goes as far as using it like a perfume during the day. Perfect for if you’re spending Valentine’s Day with a loved one or just tired of your standby scent.

The Best Condoms

Trojan Condom ENZ Lubricated, 36 Count
$12 at Amazon

While your preferred brand of condom is definitely a personal decision, it seems that most people tend toward Trojan, particularly this “premium lubricant” value pack since each condom comes to only about 30 cents. And they clearly serve their purpose, with one commenter saying he would “recommend this to … even a religious leader.” High praise, indeed.

The Best Restraints

Utimi Fetish Under Bed Restraint Kit
$16 at Amazon

For those who are looking to explore restraints, these are ranked highly. With wrist cuffs, ankle cuffs, and under-bed straps, this set includes all the basics. The straps are easily adjusted and the cuffs are padded, which ensures a safe and comfortable experience.

The Best Butt Plug Set

Hisionlee Sex Toy Anal Plug Set
$16 at Amazon

Reviewers love the fact that this set comes with four different sizes, and is easy to use for beginners, allowing you the freedom to choose what best pleases you — or your partner.

The Best G Spot Vibrator

Utimi Silicone Vibrating Vibrator
$20 at Amazon

This is the top rated vibrator on Amazon and for good reasons–It’s only $20, has a 10 speed vibration and is ideal for finding pleasure all by yourself. The only downside? It’s battery operated.

The Best for Rabbit Vibrator Fans

Utimi Silicone Rechargeable 10-speed Vibrating G-spot Stimulation Vibrator
$29 at Amazon

Back in 1998, Sex and the City introduced rabbit-style vibrators into the mainstream conversation and it’s still a popular choice. This one is a a sleek update to the Utimi vibrator above since it charges by plugging into an outlet, and the design is shaped to fits into the body smoothly without feeling overly intrusive.

The Best Vibrator for Couples

Svakom Vibrating Cock Ring
$38 at Amazon

This vibrating ring is able to work on two people at once, making it perfect for a duo. Although acknowledged as something you don’t necessarily need, the general consensus is why wouldn’t you want it? It’s fun for both people, easy to use, and stretches to accommodate all sizes.

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9 Erotic Accessories You Can Buy Discreetly on Amazon