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9 Cozy Bathrobes Perfect for Rage Tweeting

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It’s a secret only fashion insiders know: There is no better garment for binge-watching cable news and eating Lay’s potato chips than a plush bathrobe. Here, nine cozy options for the discerning demagogue.

Richie House Women’s Plush Soft Warm Fleece Bathrobe Robe
$40 at Amazon

Purple has always been associated with royalty, so it’s only fitting if you already consider yourself king.

Geoffrey Beene Men’s Silk Shawl Collar Robe
$95 at Amazon

A formal bathrobe option for when you’re pretending to read briefings.

Reigning Champ Midweight Terry Robe
$145 at East Dane

A boxing-inspired robe so that foreign leaders know you intend to get tough.

Ugg Brunswick Robe
$145 at Spring

A two-piece Ugg option for when your close personal pal Tom Brady visits. Here’s hoping there’s a bowl of strawberries on that coffee table.

Cleverly Laundry Striped Cotton-Terry Robe
$185 at Mr. Porter

A red option to match with the color you see while tweeting.

Sleepy Jones Glenn Robe
$298 at Spring

A collegiate plaid option as an ode to for-profit universities.

Paul Smith Multi-Stripe Robe
$395 at Saks Fifth Avenue

Wear this British number while on the phone with Theresa May to help nurse that special relationship.

Binken Men’s Satin Pajamas Sleepwear Robe
$26 at Amazon

A loungewear option in a color to remind you that there’s no place like home.

Loro Piana Cashmere Robe
$3,650 at Mr. Porter

It’s beautiful, classy, amazing, great, tremendous. What more is there to say?

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9 Cozy Bathrobes Perfect for Rage Tweeting