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9 Cozy Bathrobes Perfect for Rage Tweeting

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It’s a secret only fashion insiders know: There is no better garment for binge-watching cable news and eating Lay’s potato chips than a plush bathrobe. Here, nine cozy options for the discerning demagogue.

Richie House Women’s Plush Soft Warm Fleece Bathrobe Robe

Purple has always been associated with royalty, so it’s only fitting if you already consider yourself king.

Geoffrey Beene Men’s Silk Shawl Collar Robe

A formal bathrobe option for when you’re pretending to read briefings.

Reigning Champ Midweight Terry Robe

A boxing-inspired robe so that foreign leaders know you intend to get tough.

Ugg Brunswick Robe

A two-piece Ugg option for when your close personal pal Tom Brady visits. Here’s hoping there’s a bowl of strawberries on that coffee table.

Cleverly Laundry Striped Cotton-Terry Robe

A red option to match with the color you see while tweeting.

Sleepy Jones Glenn Robe

A collegiate plaid option as an ode to for-profit universities.

Paul Smith Multi-Stripe Robe

Wear this British number while on the phone with Theresa May to help nurse that special relationship.

Binken Men’s Satin Pajamas Sleepwear Robe

A loungewear option in a color to remind you that there’s no place like home.

Loro Piana Cashmere Robe

It’s beautiful, classy, amazing, great, tremendous. What more is there to say?

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9 Cozy Bathrobes Perfect for Rage Tweeting