This Saturday Night Live sketch is way. Too. Real. Our heroine Michelle (Cecily Strong) is minding her own business waiting for her friend to show up when a seemingly well-meaning guy in one of those “The Future Is Female” T-shirts sits down. It’s all fine and dandy until she politely rejects his advances, at which point he throws a hissy fit. Then another sensitive woke dude intervenes, and the whole process begins again when she won’t schtup him. Or the next guy. Or the one after that. Yikes.
The future is female. Photo: ©2017/Rosalind O’Connor/NBC