Saturday Night Live’s Cartier Spinner Lets You Fidget in Style

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It’s so shiny!! Photo: Ralph Bavaro/Saturday Night Live/NBC

What do you do with a woman who’s just, you know, too much? You give her a diamond-encrusted, 14-karat-gold Cartier fidget spinner “designed to calm her because she, quote, has anxiety.” Vanessa Bayer plays a high-maintenance lady who has all sorts of annoying personality traits, but her boyfriend just can’t break up with her because the sex is so good. Luckily, these fidget spinners are so shiny and distracting that you can have fun while she’s off futzing with her new gadget.

SNL’s Cartier Spinner Lets You Fidget in Style