Alexander Skarsgård, a man who played a vampire for seven years, had a showdown with the sun last weekend. Shirtless and wearing a pair of swim trunks that honestly could have been shorter, he was seen hobnobbing on a yacht in Capri with “friends,” though “friends” is a loose term considering none offered up any sunscreen. As a result, Skarsgård turned into a pre–Fourth of July cautionary tale. Only one question remains: Who will volunteer as tribute to run aloe all over his body?
Alexander Skarsgård, a man in pain.