Everyone Is Suddenly Thirsty for James Comey

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Former FBI director James Comey testifies before the Senate Intelligence Committee. Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Former FBI director James Comey is testifying before the Senate Intelligence Committee today, and literally everyone is watching. And while people are paying attention to what he’s saying — that he’s pissed at Trump for defaming the FBI; that a special prosecutor is looking into the president for obstruction of justice; that Trump is a known liar — they’re also, like, sort of weirdly into him?

Even Senator Dianne Feinstein, when she questioned Comey, happened to mention that he’s “big and strong.”

To be fair, the guy is six-eight.

As James Comey would say, Lordy!

Everyone Is Suddenly Thirsty for James Comey