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Casey Affleck Tried to Bring a Baseball Bat on a Plane

Casey Affleck, baseball bat.

Casey Affleck, a sentient Dunkin’ Donuts cappuccino, attempted to board a plane at LAX on Thursday with a backpack … and a baseball bat in hand.

TMZ asked him if he was even allowed to bring it with him, to which he mumbled, “We’re gonna find out.”

Spoiler: He was not. But look out for his ordeal of being forced to abandon the bat at TSA to be adapted as the next Affleck-Damon production.

Casey Affleck Tried to Bring a Baseball Bat on a Plane