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The CIA Will Not Release Osama Bin Laden’s Porn Collection

Osama bin Laden.

During the 2011 Navy Seal raid, which resulted in Osama bin Laden’s death, U.S. forces retrieved various documents from bin Laden’s Pakistani compound. Among them: porn. Lots and lots of porn. But, in unfortunate news for any of you out there who think about this regularly for some reason, the Al-Qaeda founder’s pornographic tastes will never see the light of day.

Newsweek reports that, during a Fox News interview, CIA Director Mike Pompeo revealed that the organization would not be making bin Laden’s illicit stash public. Other documents from that day — save from copyrighted material — will be released in upcoming weeks.

In all fairness to the CIA, the porn was stored on VHS tapes, and nobody has a way to play those anymore.

The CIA Will Not Release Osama bin Laden’s Porn Collection