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Does money give you a calm, cool sense of control? Do you and your loved ones discuss finances in dulcet, agreeable tones? Do you feel a serene grasp on your spending? Do you joyfully adhere to a well-calibrated budget? Well, congratulations and good-bye. This column is not for you.
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