Orrin Hatch Gets Caught Taking Off Imaginary Glasses

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Utah senator Orrin Hatch — who recently confirmed that he is indeed retiring, bitch — was caught absentmindedly removing a pair of non-existent glasses from his face. The moment happened on Tuesday, during a Senate hearing for Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen:

And again, from another angle:

Hatch presumably followed this by asking the Senate if anyone had seen his missing phone anywhere, while he was holding it in his hand.

Orrin Hatch Gets Caught Taking Off Imaginary Glasses