As Donald Trump’s personal attorney, Michael Cohen, finds himself in the midst of an FBI investigation, his lawyers have attempted to keep the identity of one of his high-profile clients secret. But no dice: at a court hearing on Monday, the judge ordered Cohen’s attorneys to spill the beans. And the truth is even better than any of us could’ve expected — because that secret client is none other than Fox News host Sean Hannity.
Since that news broke, people have been reacting to the sheer perfection of the revelation:
I truly can’t wait for the day we find out the pee tape is real.