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This Week’s New Cut T-Shirts Are Totally Kind of Hot

As promised, new and timely slogans that we’re thinking about a lot will be added to the Cut Shop each week. Here are our latest additions!

As temperatures rose this week, the Cut became maybe probably a little bit horny. We started seeing men like Bill Hader and Jason Mantzoukas as … totally kind of hot. So, we made this T-shirt to express how we feel. Plus, a very chill, totally noncommittal, follow-up: we’re baby curious now.

On Friday, we were also blessed with this totally kind of brilliant Mitt Romney quote, in which he describes hot dogs as his “favorite meat.” Before today, we didn’t think we cared to know this. Nor that his second favorite meat is “hamburger.” But now that we do know, we can’t not put it on a T-shirt.

Snag all the new shirts, below. Or don’t. Whatever. Totally up to you.

See all the Cut Shop t-shirts, here.

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This Week’s Cut T-Shirts Are Totally Kind of Hot