It was only a matter of time before the entire Twitterverse weighed in on the, er, biggest debate on the internet. Pete Davidson’s dark circles and irresponsible devotion to Ariana Grande have earned him the coveted title of Champion of Big Dick Energy, commonly known as BDE. But who else exudes “a quiet confidence and ease with oneself that comes from knowing you have an enormous penis and you know what to do with it”?
Of course, you don’t have to have a penis to have BDE, or even a human body. The Twitterverse has dolled out nominations for the esteemed BDE award to animated characters, perfumes, and even subway lines. Here are some of our favorite picks.
Nothing exudes that BDE like a good sweater vest.
The man has the confidence to pull off a gray beard — and he’s familiar with the term “hot peen.”
Some Kardashian Men
A man who squats …
Proof that it’s not about size.
Or maybe it is.
Update your inventory accordingly.
He can predict the future!!
The 7th Avenue Subway Stop
A literal take.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg