According to some wonderful researchers over at Oregon State University, dinosaurs preferred floral scents. Entomologist George Poinar Jr. led a study that found that ancient flowers smelled pretty good — nice enough, they suggest, to attract dinosaurs.
“Floral essences from these early flowers could … have attracted these giant reptiles,” Poinar said to the New York Post. His study, which was published in the peer-reviewed journal Historical Biology, looked at flowers that had been trapped in amber, some of which are now extinct. They determined that the same compounds found in fragrances today were also apparent in the late Cretaceous Period. Essentially, what smells good to us now also could have smelled good to a dinosaur.
Which raises an important question: What’s the best perfume for each kind of dinosaur? Read on for the Cut’s recommendations.
For a Velociraptor
Velociraptors lived out in the Gobi Desert, which is close to the Mojave Desert spiritually if not geographically (though maybe they were closer back in the late Cretaceous Period.) This fragrance’s blend of magnolia, violet, and crisp amber would surely attract any discerning apex predator.
For a Pterodactyl
Technically, Pterodactyls are not dinosaurs. But Pterodactyl-like dragons played an important role in Alessandro Michele’s trippy fall 2018 Gucci runway show. So it’s only fitting that the flying creatures would be attracted to the floral Gucci Bloom, the first scent from Michele for the house of Gucci. The new version blends green notes with tuberose, jasmine, and Rangoon creeper (which, although it sounds like a fellow dinosaur, is actually a type of flower).
For a Tyrannosaurus Rex
For a Stegosaurus
The Stegosaurus is a cutie. Look at that spinal accessory! This gentle, giant herbivore would have chosen a sweet floral perfume in a pretty bottle. Fragrances don’t get much more precious than La Tulipe, which combines tulips with blond woods and vetiver.
For a Brontosaurus
Another herbivore, Brontosauruses would probably go for a natural, socially conscious fragrance. Ellis Brooklyn, one of Sephora’s clean brands, makes fragrances that are phthalate-free, paraben-free, cruelty-free, and eco-friendly. Despite its name, this one smells like peonies.
For a Triceratops
Triceratops are the basic bitches of dinosaurs. Look at them — they’re everywhere. A fittingly ubiquitous fragrance is Santal 33 by Le Labo. It’s meant to evoke the American West, which is (generally) where the Triceratops is from, too. While it is woody, it also contains violet and iris.
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