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This New NARS Mascara Might Make You Blush

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Oh NARS, you naughty. Your blushes are named โ€œOrgasm,โ€ โ€œDeep Throatโ€, โ€œPeep Showโ€, and my personal favorite, โ€œSuper Orgasmโ€. And now youโ€™ve developed something new to make us all blush: A mascara named Climax.

In addition to a tantalizing name, the mascara is packaged in a dark red tube with a brush that is described as โ€œfull-bodiedโ€ and โ€œribbedโ€ (because of course it is). The brush is supposed to โ€œsmoothly wrap pigments from root to tip for rich color and bold dimension.โ€ I imagine this brush treats every lash as the strong, beautiful, complex lash that it is, for no two lashes will reach their climax in the same way. Do you think this mascara will cook me breakfast after it โ€œsmoothly wrapsโ€ my lashes?

Itโ€™s only available in one sultry shade (named Explicit Black) for now, but I think this one could be a keeper. Thank you NARS, for continuing to create products Iโ€™m still too embarrassed to add to my Christmas wishlist (a Target gift card is fine, Grandma, thanks!) You can buy it now at Ulta.

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