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Diplo Confirms: He Is the Nice Guy at the Farm

Diplo. Photo: diplo/Instagram

Imagine going to a farm and everyone being so mean to you — the farmer saying hurtful stuff like, ā€œWho are you? Get off my property,ā€ and his kids saying things like, ā€œAre those crop circles?ā€ and the cows being like ā€œMoooā€ when you tried to hide in the barn. After the police locked you in their cruiser, you’d start to think, ā€œUm, are there any nice guys at the farm?ā€

Good news, there is at least one. It’s Diplo. As you can see from this Instagram he posted on Friday, he has all the traits of a nice farm guy: nice overalls, nice henley, nice silken braids, nice stick to chew on, nice hands holding a nice chicken, nice bag of feed. And if you had any doubts, he captioned the picture: ā€œI’m the nice guy at the farm.ā€

Finally, an ally.

Diplo Confirms: He Is the Nice Guy at the Farm