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20 Things We Would Rather Watch Than Elon Musk Smoke Weed With Joe Rogan

Elon Musk taking a hit.
Elon Musk taking a hit. Photo: Powerful JRE/Youtube

On Thursday, Big Brain Man Elon Musk made a 2.5-hour appearance on Joe Rogan’s podcast where, after admiring Joe Rogan’s swords and talking about his dream of building an electric plane, he took a brief and cautious hit of a joint while on camera. You could watch a clip of this here, or, if you would prefer a better viewing experience, you could instead watch:

• The pool scene in Showgirls

Theresa May engaging in a variety of youth dance trends, including but not limited to dabbing and the one where you keep your arms very straight and swing them

• A man in a cardigan and New Balance sneakers standing up at the end of a Q&A and say, “This isn’t really a question, but…”

• Dr. Pimple Popper in slow motion

• A slideshow of Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr.’s sexts

• Your grandparents trying to figure out which actor your grandma’s thinking of, you know the one … he was in the movie …

• Donald Trump attempting a tongue-twister

• Someone with a cold eating a hard-boiled egg

• Shrek porn

• The only straight man at the party somehow getting his hands on an acoustic guitar

• Sarah Mclachlan’s ASPCA commercials on repeat for 24 hours

• The Blue Is the Warmest Color sex scene with your parents

• An old college friend’s Burning Man vlog

• Jeb Bush saying, “Please clap.”

• Someone getting an over-the-pants hand job next to you at a screening of The Matrix Reloaded

• Kurt Eichenwald trying to explain his tentacle porn tweets

• The video from The Ring

• The person across from you clipping their toenails on the subway

• The Pussy Posse discussing the strengths, weaknesses, and complexities of the body positivity movement

• Elon Musk coming down from his high and realizing he spent 2.5 hours of his life on the Joe Rogan podcast

Things We’d Rather Watch Than Elon Musk Smoke With Joe Rogan